Beer OS - Happy St. Patrick’s Day啤酒操作系統-快樂聖帕特里克節
Every year on March 17, we honor Saint Patrick (circa 385–461), one of the patron saints of Ireland.每年3月17日，我們紀念聖帕特里克（大約385-461 ） ，一個靠山聖人的愛爾蘭。 Whether or not you choose to celebrate the holiday by wearing green, eating Irish foods, imbibing Irish drink (usually Guinness), or attending parades, we wish you a safe a happy holiday.無論您選擇，以慶祝節日穿綠色，吃愛爾蘭食品，飲料imbibing愛爾蘭（通常是吉尼斯世界紀錄） ，或參加遊行，我們祝愿你一個安全的節日愉快。
Everyone wants to be Irish on St.人人都想成為愛爾蘭聖 Patrick’s Day … even computer operating systems. 帕特里克節 ...即使電腦操作系統。 So as you raise your glass to St. Patrick this year, try to pretend your beer was a computer operating system.因此，您提高玻璃聖帕特里克，今年嘗試假裝你的啤酒是一個計算機操作系統。 It might go a little like this…它可能會有點像這... 
Macintosh Beer 蘋果啤酒
Considered by many to be a “light” beer.許多人認為是一個“輕”啤酒。 All the cans look identical.所有的罐外觀相同。 When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself.當你從冰箱，它會打開自己。 The ingredients list is not on the can.清單中的成分是不是可以。 If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that “you don’t need to know.” A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.如果您要求詢問的成分，你被告知， “你不需要知道。 ”通知側面提醒你拖累你清空的垃圾桶。
DOS Beer 司啤酒
Requires you to use your own can opener, and that you read the directions carefully before opening the can.您需要使用自己的開罐器，而且你讀了方向前仔細開放可以。 The can is divided into eight compartments of 2oz each, which have to be accessed separately.該可分為8個艙室的每個二盎司，必須單獨訪問。 A lot of people keep drinking it after it was discontinued.很多人保持飲水後，它已經停產了。
Windows 3.1 Beer Windows 3.1的啤酒
Was the world’s most popular beer in the mid-1990s.是世界上最受歡迎的啤酒在20世紀90年代中期。 Looked a lot like Mac Beer’s.看起來很像蘋果啤酒。 Requires that you already own a DOS Beer.要求您已經擁有在DOS啤酒。 Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time.聲稱，它可以讓你喝啤酒幾個司同時，但實際上你只能喝很少，很慢，尤其是如果您慢慢喝啤酒的Windows在同一時間。 Sometimes, for no apparent reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.有時候，沒有任何明顯的理由，一個可以在Windows啤酒爆炸當你打開它。
Windows NT Beer Windows NT的啤酒
Windows NT Windows NT的 beer could only be purchased by the truckload.啤酒只能購買的卡車。 This caused most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators.這導致大多數人都出去買大冰箱。 The can looked just like Windows 3.1 Beer.可以期待的一樣Windows 3.1的啤酒。 Touted as an “industrial strength” beer, and suggested only for use in bars.吹捧為“工業強度”啤酒，並建議只能用在酒吧。
Windows XP Beer Windows XP的啤酒
Tastes like Windows 2000 beer but comes with a pretty dress.口味像Windows 2000的啤酒，但帶有一個漂亮的衣服。 It opens sometimes without asking and if you leave a case of it open for awhile, it might explode all over your basement.它打開有時沒有要求，如果你留下一個箱子打開一段時間，它可能會爆炸的所有您的地下室。 Oh best of all, sometimes噢最重要的是，有時 Windows XP Windows XP中 Beer likes to open your front door and let people in to hang advertisements all over your house and steal your credit card number.喜歡啤酒打開大門，讓人民在掛廣告所有你的房子，竊取用戶的信用卡號碼。
Windows Vista Beer Windows Vista的啤酒
Windows Vista Beer looks a lot like the newest Mac Beer but tastes more like Windows XP Beer. Windows Vista的啤酒看起來很像蘋果最新的啤酒，但味道更象Windows XP的啤酒。 Most people will probably keep drinking Windows XP Beer大多數人可能會隨時飲用啤酒的Windows XP until their friends try Windows Vista Beer直到他們的朋友嘗試Windows Vista的啤酒 and say they like it.並說，他們喜歡它。 Many people try Windows Vista Beer, then spit it out and spend hours trying to put Windows XP Beer back into the same can.許多人嘗試Windows Vista的啤酒，然後它吐了數小時的時間來試圖把Windows XP的啤酒回也可以。
UNIX Beer UNIX的啤酒
This very heavy beer comes in 32oz cans, and has been around for years, rumor has it that it was originally brewed as a hoax by a couple of bored workers, only for them to find that some people actually liked the stuff.這非常沉重的啤酒有32盎司罐，和已經存在多年，傳聞它，它最初是作為一個釀造惡作劇的一對夫婦鑽孔工人，只為他們找到，有些人確實喜歡的東西。 It tends to be drunk only by freaks or eccentric academics, often with beards ; and drinkers of it do not like drinkers of any other beer.它往往是喝醉了只能由怪胎或偏心學者，往往鬍鬚 ;和飲用它不喜歡飲酒的任何其他啤酒。 In its basic form it doesn’t look particularly impressive, but with the addition of a magic ingredient named “X”, it can be converted into an all-singing all-dancing beer on a par with the others.在其基本形式並不期待尤其令人印象深刻，但增加了一個神奇的成分命名的“ X ” ，它可以轉化成一個全唱所有舞蹈啤酒等同於其他人。 Many other varieties exist, with a huge range of flavors and (often unpronounceable) ingredients.許多其他品種的存在，與一個巨大的各種口味和（通常unpronounceable ）成分。 Mac Beer has many of the same ingredients as Unix Beer.蘋果啤酒有許多相同的成分作為Unix的啤酒。
OS/2 Beer OS / 2的啤酒 
Tasted like a mix between Unix and DOS Beer.嚐到像一個組合之間的Unix和DOS啤酒。 Allowed you to drink several DOS Beers and a Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously, but slowly.讓你喝啤酒幾個司和Windows 3.1的啤酒同時，但進展緩慢。 You您 never saw anyone drinking OS/2 Beer從來沒有見過任何人飲水OS / 2的啤酒 , but the manufacturer (International Beer Manufacturing) claimed that 9 million OS/2 Beer six-packs were sold. ，但製造商（國際啤酒製造）聲稱， 900萬OS / 2的啤酒6包共售出。 The best place these days to find a an OS/2 Beer is inside an old ATM machine.最好把這些天的時間才能找到一個OS / 2的啤酒是在一個舊ATM機。
Amiga Beer Amiga啤酒
The company went out of business, but their recipe was picked up by some weird German company, so now this beer is an import.該公司倒閉了，但他們的食譜是挑選了一些奇怪的德國公司，所以現在這個啤酒進口。 This beer never really sold very well because the original manufacturer didn’t understand marketing.這從來沒有真正的啤酒銷量非常好，因為原來的製造商不懂得市場營銷。 Like Unix Beer, Amiga Beer fans are an extremely loyal and loud group.像Unix的啤酒，啤酒Amiga球迷是非常忠誠和響亮組。 When this can was originally introduced, it appeared flashy and colorful, but the design never changed much over the years, so it looked dated in its later years.當這個原本可以引進，但似乎華而不實的，豐富多彩的，但從來沒有設計太大的變化，多年來，看起來是這樣月在其晚年。
VMS Beer 漁監系統啤酒
Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top and sipping.需要最少的使用者互動，但出現的頂部和呷著。 However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or contain extremely un-beer-like contents.然而罐已經知道有時爆炸，或含有極為取消啤酒類的內容。 Best drunk in high pressure development environments.最佳喝醉了在高壓力的發展環境。 When you call the manufacturer for the list of ingredients, you’re told that is proprietary and referred to an unknown listing in the manuals published by the FDA.當您致電製造商的名單成分，你說，是專有的，並提到一個不知名的上市手冊出版的美國。 Rumors are that this was once listed in the Physicians’ Desk Reference as a tranquilizer, but no one can claim to have actually seen it.傳聞說，這是一次列在醫生台參考作為鎮靜劑，但沒有人可以聲稱實際上已經看到了。
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