Beer OS - Happy St. Patrick’s Day啤酒操作系统-快乐圣帕特里克节
Every year on March 17, we honor Saint Patrick (circa 385–461), one of the patron saints of Ireland.每年3月17日，我们纪念圣帕特里克（大约385-461 ） ，一个靠山圣人的爱尔兰。 Whether or not you choose to celebrate the holiday by wearing green, eating Irish foods, imbibing Irish drink (usually Guinness), or attending parades, we wish you a safe a happy holiday.无论您选择，以庆祝节日穿绿色，吃爱尔兰食品，饮料imbibing爱尔兰（通常是吉尼斯世界纪录） ，或参加游行，我们祝愿你一个安全的节日愉快。
Everyone wants to be Irish on St.人人都想成为爱尔兰圣 Patrick’s Day … even computer operating systems. 帕特里克节 ...即使电脑操作系统。 So as you raise your glass to St. Patrick this year, try to pretend your beer was a computer operating system.因此，您提高玻璃圣帕特里克，今年尝试假装你的啤酒是一个计算机操作系统。 It might go a little like this…它可能会有点像这... 
Macintosh Beer 苹果啤酒
Considered by many to be a “light” beer.许多人认为是一个“轻”啤酒。 All the cans look identical.所有的罐外观相同。 When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself.当你从冰箱，它会打开自己。 The ingredients list is not on the can.清单中的成分是不是可以。 If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that “you don’t need to know.” A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.如果您要求询问的成分，你被告知， “你不需要知道。 ”通知侧面提醒你拖累你清空的垃圾桶。
DOS Beer 司啤酒
Requires you to use your own can opener, and that you read the directions carefully before opening the can.您需要使用自己的开罐器，而且你读了方向前仔细开放可以。 The can is divided into eight compartments of 2oz each, which have to be accessed separately.该可分为8个舱室的每个二盎司，必须分别访问。 A lot of people keep drinking it after it was discontinued.很多人保持饮水后，它已经停产了。
Windows 3.1 Beer Windows 3.1的啤酒
Was the world’s most popular beer in the mid-1990s.是世界上最受欢迎的啤酒在20世纪90年代中期。 Looked a lot like Mac Beer’s.看起来很像苹果啤酒。 Requires that you already own a DOS Beer.要求您已经拥有在DOS啤酒。 Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time.声称，它可以让你喝啤酒几个司同时，但实际上你只能喝很少，很慢，尤其是如果您慢慢喝啤酒的Windows在同一时间。 Sometimes, for no apparent reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.有时候，没有任何明显的理由，一个可以在Windows啤酒爆炸当你打开它。
Windows NT Beer Windows NT的啤酒
Windows NT Windows NT的 beer could only be purchased by the truckload.啤酒只能购买的卡车。 This caused most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators.这导致大多数人都出去买大冰箱。 The can looked just like Windows 3.1 Beer.可以期待的一样Windows 3.1的啤酒。 Touted as an “industrial strength” beer, and suggested only for use in bars.吹捧为“工业强度”啤酒，并建议只能用在酒吧。
Windows XP Beer Windows XP的啤酒
Tastes like Windows 2000 beer but comes with a pretty dress.口味像Windows 2000的啤酒，但带有一个漂亮的衣服。 It opens sometimes without asking and if you leave a case of it open for awhile, it might explode all over your basement.它打开有时没有要求，如果你留下一个箱子打开一段时间，它可能会爆炸的所有您的地下室。 Oh best of all, sometimes噢最重要的是，有时 Windows XP Windows XP中 Beer likes to open your front door and let people in to hang advertisements all over your house and steal your credit card number.喜欢啤酒打开大门，让人民在挂广告所有你的房子，窃取用户的信用卡号码。
Windows Vista Beer Windows Vista的啤酒
Windows Vista Beer looks a lot like the newest Mac Beer but tastes more like Windows XP Beer. Windows Vista的啤酒看起来很像苹果最新的啤酒，但味道更象Windows XP的啤酒。 Most people will probably keep drinking Windows XP Beer大多数人可能会随时饮用啤酒的Windows XP until their friends try Windows Vista Beer直到他们的朋友尝试Windows Vista的啤酒 and say they like it.并说，他们喜欢它。 Many people try Windows Vista Beer, then spit it out and spend hours trying to put Windows XP Beer back into the same can.许多人尝试Windows Vista的啤酒，然后它吐了数小时的时间来试图把Windows XP的啤酒回也可以。
UNIX Beer UNIX的啤酒
This very heavy beer comes in 32oz cans, and has been around for years, rumor has it that it was originally brewed as a hoax by a couple of bored workers, only for them to find that some people actually liked the stuff.这非常沉重的啤酒有32盎司罐，和已经存在多年，传闻它，它最初是作为一个酿造恶作剧的一对夫妇钻孔工人，只有他们能找到，有些人确实喜欢的东西。 It tends to be drunk only by freaks or eccentric academics, often with beards ; and drinkers of it do not like drinkers of any other beer.它往往是喝醉了只能由怪胎或偏心学者，往往胡须 ;和饮用它不喜欢饮酒的任何其他啤酒。 In its basic form it doesn’t look particularly impressive, but with the addition of a magic ingredient named “X”, it can be converted into an all-singing all-dancing beer on a par with the others.在其基本形式并不期待尤其令人印象深刻，但增加了一个神奇的成分命名的“ X ” ，它可以转化成一个全唱所有舞蹈啤酒等同于其他人。 Many other varieties exist, with a huge range of flavors and (often unpronounceable) ingredients.许多其他品种的存在，与一个巨大的各种口味和（通常unpronounceable ）成分。 Mac Beer has many of the same ingredients as Unix Beer.苹果啤酒有许多相同的成分作为Unix的啤酒。
OS/2 Beer OS / 2的啤酒 
Tasted like a mix between Unix and DOS Beer.尝到像一个组合之间的Unix和DOS啤酒。 Allowed you to drink several DOS Beers and a Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously, but slowly.让你喝啤酒几个司和Windows 3.1的啤酒同时，但进展缓慢。 You您 never saw anyone drinking OS/2 Beer从来没有见过任何人饮水OS / 2的啤酒 , but the manufacturer (International Beer Manufacturing) claimed that 9 million OS/2 Beer six-packs were sold. ，但制造商（国际啤酒制造）声称， 900万OS / 2的啤酒6包共售出。 The best place these days to find a an OS/2 Beer is inside an old ATM machine.最好把这些天的时间才能找到一个OS / 2的啤酒是在一个旧ATM机。
Amiga Beer Amiga啤酒
The company went out of business, but their recipe was picked up by some weird German company, so now this beer is an import.该公司倒闭了，但他们的食谱是挑选了一些奇怪的德国公司，所以现在这个啤酒进口。 This beer never really sold very well because the original manufacturer didn’t understand marketing.这从来没有真正的啤酒销量非常好，因为原来的制造商不懂得市场营销。 Like Unix Beer, Amiga Beer fans are an extremely loyal and loud group.像Unix的啤酒，啤酒Amiga球迷是非常忠诚和响亮组。 When this can was originally introduced, it appeared flashy and colorful, but the design never changed much over the years, so it looked dated in its later years.当这个原本可以引进，但似乎华而不实的，丰富多彩的，但从来没有设计太大的变化，多年来，看起来是这样月在其晚年。
VMS Beer 渔监系统啤酒
Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top and sipping.需要最少的使用者互动，但出现的顶部和呷着。 However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or contain extremely un-beer-like contents.然而罐已经知道有时爆炸，或含有极为取消啤酒类的内容。 Best drunk in high pressure development environments.最佳喝醉了在高压力的发展环境。 When you call the manufacturer for the list of ingredients, you’re told that is proprietary and referred to an unknown listing in the manuals published by the FDA.当您致电制造商的名单成分，你说，是专有的，并提到一个不知名的上市手册出版的美国。 Rumors are that this was once listed in the Physicians’ Desk Reference as a tranquilizer, but no one can claim to have actually seen it.传闻说，这是一次列在医生台参考作为镇静剂，但没有人可以声称实际上已经看到了。
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