Beer OS - Happy St. Patrick’s Day Øl OS - Happy St. Patrick's Day
Every year on March 17, we honor Saint Patrick (circa 385–461), one of the patron saints of Ireland. Hvert år den 17 marts, vi ære Saint Patrick (ca. 385-461), en af protektor helgener i Irland. Whether or not you choose to celebrate the holiday by wearing green, eating Irish foods, imbibing Irish drink (usually Guinness), or attending parades, we wish you a safe a happy holiday. Uanset om du vælger at fejre ferien ved at bære grønt, spiser irske fødevarer, imbibing irske drikke (normalt Guinness), eller deltager i parader, vi ønsker Dem et sikkert en glad ferie.
Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Alle ønsker at være irske på St. Patrick’s Day … even computer operating systems. Patrick's Day ... selv computer operativsystemer. So as you raise your glass to St. Patrick this year, try to pretend your beer was a computer operating system. Så du hæver dine glas til St. Patrick i år, forsøger at foregive din øl var en computer operativsystemet. It might go a little like this… Det kan gå lidt sådan her ... 
Macintosh Beer Macintosh Beer
Considered by many to be a “light” beer. Anses af mange for at være en "light" øl. All the cans look identical. Alle dåser ser identiske. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. Når du tager en fra køleskabet, den åbner sig. The ingredients list is not on the can. Ingredienslisten er ikke på dåsen. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that “you don’t need to know.” A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Hvis du ringer for at spørge om de ingredienser, du får at vide, at "du behøver ikke at vide." En meddelelse om side minder dig om at trække din tømmes til trashcan.
DOS Beer DOS Beer
Requires you to use your own can opener, and that you read the directions carefully before opening the can. Kræver at du bruger din egen dåseoplukkner, og at du læser anvisningerne nøje, før du åbner dåsen. The can is divided into eight compartments of 2oz each, which have to be accessed separately. De kan opdeles i otte forskellige rum 2oz hver, som skal åbnes separat. A lot of people keep drinking it after it was discontinued. En masse mennesker holde drikker det efter den blev afbrudt.
Windows 3.1 Beer Windows 3.1 Beer
Was the world’s most popular beer in the mid-1990s. Var verdens mest populære øl i midten af 1990'erne. Looked a lot like Mac Beer’s. Kigget meget gerne Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Kræver, at du allerede ejer et DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Hævder, at det giver dig mulighed for at drikke flere DOS Beers samtidigt, men i virkeligheden kan du kun drikker et par af dem, meget langsomt, især langsomt, hvis du drikker Windows Beer på samme tid. Sometimes, for no apparent reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it. Nogle gange, uden synlig grund, en dåse af Windows Beer vil eksplodere, når du åbner det.
Windows NT Beer Windows NT øl
Windows NT Windows NT beer could only be purchased by the truckload. øl kun kunne købes af vognls. This caused most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators. Dette skyldes de fleste mennesker at have at gå ud og købe større køleskabe. The can looked just like Windows 3.1 Beer. Den kan ses ligesom Windows 3.1 Beer. Touted as an “industrial strength” beer, and suggested only for use in bars. Roste som en "industriel kraft" øl, og foreslog kun til brug i stænger.
Windows XP Beer Windows XP øl
Tastes like Windows 2000 beer but comes with a pretty dress. Smager ligesom Windows 2000 øl, men leveres med en smuk kjole. It opens sometimes without asking and if you leave a case of it open for awhile, it might explode all over your basement. Det åbner nogle gange uden at spørge og hvis du forlader et tilfælde af det åbne for en stund, det kan eksplodere over hele din kælder. Oh best of all, sometimes Åh bedste af alle, nogle gange Windows XP Windows XP Beer likes to open your front door and let people in to hang advertisements all over your house and steal your credit card number. Øl kan lide at åbne dine foran døren og lade folk i at hænge reklamer i hele dit hus og stjæle dit kreditkortnummer.
Windows Vista Beer Windows Vista øl
Windows Vista Beer looks a lot like the newest Mac Beer but tastes more like Windows XP Beer. Windows Vista Beer ser meget gerne de nyeste Mac Beer men smager mere som Windows XP Beer. Most people will probably keep drinking Windows XP Beer De fleste mennesker vil sandsynligvis holde drikker Windows XP Beer until their friends try Windows Vista Beer indtil deres venner forsøge Windows Vista Beer and say they like it. og siger, at de kan lide det. Many people try Windows Vista Beer, then spit it out and spend hours trying to put Windows XP Beer back into the same can. Mange mennesker forsøger Windows Vista Beer, så spytte den ud og bruge timer på at forsøge at lægge Windows XP Beer tilbage til det samme kan.
UNIX Beer UNIX Beer
This very heavy beer comes in 32oz cans, and has been around for years, rumor has it that it was originally brewed as a hoax by a couple of bored workers, only for them to find that some people actually liked the stuff. Det meget tunge øl kommer i 32oz dåser, og har eksisteret i årevis, rygte har det, at det var oprindeligt brygget som en Hoax af et par kede ansatte, kun for dem at finde, at nogle mennesker rent faktisk kan lide den ting. It tends to be drunk only by freaks or eccentric academics, often with beards ; and drinkers of it do not like drinkers of any other beer. Det har tendens til at blive drukket kun ved vanskabninger eller excentrisk akademikere, ofte med skæg, og der drikker af det kan ikke lide at drikke af enhver anden øl. In its basic form it doesn’t look particularly impressive, but with the addition of a magic ingredient named “X”, it can be converted into an all-singing all-dancing beer on a par with the others. I sin grundlæggende form det ser ikke særligt imponerende, men med tilføjelse af en magisk ingrediens, der hedder "X", det kan omdannes til en all-sang alle-dans øl på lige fod med de andre. Many other varieties exist, with a huge range of flavors and (often unpronounceable) ingredients. Mange andre sorter findes, med en lang række varianter og (ofte unpronounceable) ingredienser. Mac Beer has many of the same ingredients as Unix Beer. Mac Beer har mange af de samme ingredienser som Unix Beer.
OS/2 Beer OS / 2 Beer 
Tasted like a mix between Unix and DOS Beer. Smagte som en blanding mellem Unix og DOS Beer. Allowed you to drink several DOS Beers and a Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously, but slowly. Giver dig lov til at drikke flere DOS Beers og en Windows 3.1 Beer samtidigt, men langsomt. You Du never saw anyone drinking OS/2 Beer aldrig set nogen drikke OS / 2 Beer , but the manufacturer (International Beer Manufacturing) claimed that 9 million OS/2 Beer six-packs were sold. , Men producenten (International Beer Manufacturing) hævdede, at 9 millioner OS / 2 Beer seks-pakker blev solgt. The best place these days to find a an OS/2 Beer is inside an old ATM machine. Det bedste sted i disse dage at finde en en OS / 2 Øl er inde i en gamle ATM-maskine.
Amiga Beer Amiga Beer
The company went out of business, but their recipe was picked up by some weird German company, so now this beer is an import. Selskabet gik ud af markedet, men deres opskrift blev samlet op af nogle mærkelige tyske selskab, så nu denne øl er en import. This beer never really sold very well because the original manufacturer didn’t understand marketing. Denne øl aldrig rigtig solgt meget godt, fordi den oprindelige producent ikke forstod markedsføring. Like Unix Beer, Amiga Beer fans are an extremely loyal and loud group. Ligesom Unix Beer, Amiga Beer fans er en yderst loyale og larmende gruppe. When this can was originally introduced, it appeared flashy and colorful, but the design never changed much over the years, so it looked dated in its later years. Når dette kan oprindelig blev indført, viste det sig prangende og farverige, men designet aldrig ændret sig meget gennem årene, så den så ud af i sine senere år.
VMS Beer FOS Beer
Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top and sipping. Kræver minimal bruger interaktion, undtagen for popping toppen og sipping. However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or contain extremely un-beer-like contents. Men dåser har været kendt på lejlighed til at eksplodere eller indeholde meget un-øl-lignende indhold. Best drunk in high pressure development environments. Bedste drikkes i højt tryk udviklingsmiljøer. When you call the manufacturer for the list of ingredients, you’re told that is proprietary and referred to an unknown listing in the manuals published by the FDA. Når du ringer til producenten for listen over ingredienser, du fortalte, der er privatejede og henvist til en ukendt notering i håndbøger udgivet af FDA. Rumors are that this was once listed in the Physicians’ Desk Reference as a tranquilizer, but no one can claim to have actually seen it. Rygter er, at dette var en gang opført i Læger »Desk Reference som et beroligende middel, men ingen kan påstå, at der faktisk har set det.
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