Sunglasses of Justice

Watch below for a 7 minute YouTube montage of the worst acting ever printed on film. David Caruso is ridiculous. 9 out of 10 times he’ll put on his dorky sunglasses right before he says one of his lame one liners on the US crime drama C.S.I. Miami. How sad is it when your character’s dry charm and self-confident appeal are a direct result of a pair of sunglasses.

Seriously, when did talking slow and putting on sunglasses become “acting.”

David Caruso’s bad acting and dorky ‘Sunglasses of Justice‘ would probably make for a good drinking game. The only problem is, his acting is so bad that he makes C.S.I. Miami unwatchable.

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10 Responses to “Sunglasses of Justice”

  1. Dawn
    August 25th, 2009 12:46
    10

    Sorry, but I like the guy. I agree that you can’t judge him by this ridiculous video above. Go back to his earlier stuff. He was in a lot of good movies but the one I will mention here is Kiss of Death. This was a good movie (and not just because Nic Cage was in it either) Sounds to me like the poster is jealous.

  2. AndrewStephens
    April 12th, 2007 20:12
    9

    Typically it goes like this:

    Shot of Caruso from the side, showing his grim profile (and bad posture) as he stares at nothing in particular.
    “Well, if you couldn’t stand the heat…” Caruso turns his head towards the camera to look vaguely at the criminal, “…you should have stayed out of the kitchen.”
    Caruso puts on his shades and stalks off, roll credits.

    (Actually, Caruso is not CSI:M’s biggest problem, which is that the original CSI used up all the half-way plausible plots before CSI:M even started. The one with the three career criminals wooing a wealthy woman by pretending to be a widower with two teenage children, just so that they would have access to the woman’s boat club was a particular low point)

  3. sparkletone
    April 12th, 2007 19:56
    8

    DC’s bad one-liners are funny, but only because they are invariably followed by that hilarious screeching music hit.

    In fact, I want to put that little hit hit behind other things.

    “Heineken? F that. Pabst Blue Ribbon!”

    “SCREEEOOOWWWWWWW!!!! *electric guitar*”

    “English, motherf**ker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!”

    “SCREEEOOOWWWWWWW!!!! *electric guitar*”

    “These are not the droids you’re looking for.”

    “SCREEEOOOWWWWWWW!!!! *electric guitar*”

  4. Anon
    April 12th, 2007 18:02
    7

    I guess elib doesnt know what the word acting means….

    Read here for a better understanding of the word actor and acting.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acting

  5. elib
    April 12th, 2007 11:14
    6

    is this really acting?

  6. Anon
    April 11th, 2007 16:12
    5

    I wonder how many of ya actually just judged him from that youtube video only.

    There is seasons and seasons of that show… somebody just had alot of time to compile the worse one liners out of the WHOLE season. Doesn’t mean he didn’t make any good ones.

    Everybody can be a good actor….. just depends on the person who is watching them. ^^

  7. COON06
    April 11th, 2007 09:41
    4

    here’s his fomula: line,sunglasses exit frame!!!

  8. AlBeRtSiNhO
    April 11th, 2007 08:35
    3

    O&A were right…this guy cant act…but hes so f-ing funny

  9. fesworks
    April 11th, 2007 05:40
    2

    such terrible one-liners… Arnald has better one liners…

  10. danodonn
    April 11th, 2007 05:17
    1

    I think he is trying to emulate Agent Smith from the Matrix. loser.

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